The Holy Blue Zombie Republic of Yodle 79 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-working population of 4.319 billion Yodle 79ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The very strong Yodle 79ian economy, worth 302 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,023 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Emperor Wuff's majority, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 79's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 79 is ranked 140,577^th in the world and 5^th in Sweden for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,274.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.