| Population | 6.736 billion |
| Capital | Yodle City |
| Leader | Emperor Wuff |
| Faith | Orthodox Yodlism |
| Currency | Gold Coin |
| Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 33 is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.736 billion Yodle 33ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.
The all-consuming Yodle 33ian economy, worth 730 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,442 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yodle 33, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 33's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.
Yodle 33 is ranked 64,480th in the world and 5th in Yo Mama for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yodle 33.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
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Yodle 33 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 33, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
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Yodle 33 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".

















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