The Eternal Empire of Yetaltiania-Jenabran is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yargo Yetal with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.589 billion Yetaltiania-Jenabranians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arasheynia. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yetaltiania-Jenabranian economy, worth 464 trillion Dramns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,508 Dramns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, and it's never "just a game" with Yetaltiania-Jenabranian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yetaltiania-Jenabran's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Imperial Acolytes.

Yetaltiania-Jenabran is ranked 270,625^th in the world and 814^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 0.57 average smiles per day.