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Together, towards greatness! High Lord Armanis
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 742ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 865thMost Patriotic: 935th
The Tyrannical State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Squire
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Yestleck

Population4.109 billion

CapitalMalleonea
LeaderHigh Lord Armanis

CurrencyAurum
AnimalGolden Caracal

The Tyrannical State of Yestleck is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Lord Armanis with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.109 billion Yestleckans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malleonea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yestleckan economy, worth 904 trillion Aurums a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 220,229 Aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 746,623 per year while the poor average 47,966, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Yestleck at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yestleck's national animal is the Golden Caracal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yestleck is ranked 20,777th in the world and 84th in Wintreath for Smartest Citizens, with 61.06 quips per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 742ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 865thMost Patriotic: 935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,089thTop
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Most Secular: 2,702ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,641stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,767thLargest Black Market: 4,027thMost Conservative: 5,545thHighest Average Incomes: 5,755thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,832ndLargest Governments: 8,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,128thMost Authoritarian: 9,966thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,928thMost Developed: 11,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,209thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,469thMost Influential: 15,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,754thSmartest Citizens: 20,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,118thMost Efficient Economies: 22,407thHighest Economic Output: 24,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,643rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yestleck, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestleck, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestleck, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Yestleck at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestleck, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Yestleck was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Yestleck was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Yestleck changed its national nation type to "Tyrannical State".
  • : Yestleck changed its national motto to "Together, towards greatness!".
  • : Yestleck altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Yestleck, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.

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