The United Socialist States of Yalollodeu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Uiri Cetite with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.439 billion Yalollodeuans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaddect. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yalollodeuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Ralaes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 73,824 Ralaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, detrimental health conditions can be a political death sentence, and Chairman Uiri Cetite's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yalollodeu's national animal is the komodo dragon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yalollodeu is ranked 237,062^nd in the world and 8^th in Citreon for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.