The Consumer Dictatorship of Xynaxia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by El Padre Benito with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.824 billion Xynaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blessed. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The powerhouse Xynaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,066 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xynaxia's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Benitoism.

Xynaxia is ranked 244,622^nd in the world and 9^th in Out Of Left Field for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.