The Democratic Republic of Xkaffar is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 260 million Xkaffarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xiānggǎng. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xkaffarian economy, worth 29.7 trillion RevPoints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,321 RevPoints, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xkaffar's national animal is the 𓆡𓆡𓆡, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xkaffar is ranked 28,134^th in the world and 1^st in Bormla for Most Developed, scoring 83.69 on the Human Development Index.