The Principality of Xithino is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Gregory Stout with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.902 billion Xithonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xithonia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xithonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion Bone-tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,881 Bone-tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Xithino's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xithino's national animal is the Bloodsnapper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Fallers Pride.

Xithino is ranked 10,573^rd in the world and 4^th in Furry Hangout for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,298.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.