The Country of Xcardead is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.367 billion Xcardeadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xcardeadian economy, worth 130 trillion Xcardead dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,648 Xcardead dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xcardead's national animal is the oh wait it any animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xcardead is ranked 77,194^th in the world and 1^st in Ardead for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,108.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.