The Care-dom of Xavrax is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Rex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.747 billion Xavraxians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Compassion City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Xavraxian economy, worth 692 trillion feelings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,339 feelings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and King Rex's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xavrax's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xavrax is ranked 203,643^rd in the world and 10^th in Brazen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.