The Kingdom of Xadah is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.967 billion Xadahians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Task. The average income tax rate is 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xadahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,089 trillion Ties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 104,623 Ties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Xadahian Tar Cloud can be seen from space, everything stops come summertime, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and sewing needles are topping lists of safe kids' toys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xadah's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Xadah is ranked 314,647^th in the world and 46^th in The Empire of Walbard for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 209.97 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.