The Mining Colony of Wysatka is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 7.632 billion Wysatkans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saar-Wysatka. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The all-consuming Wysatkan economy, worth 836 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,635 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wysatka's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wysatka is ranked 82,702^nd in the world and 3^rd in Cordillera for Most Developed, scoring 66.29 on the Human Development Index.