The State of Wynnyard is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed population of 32.087 billion Wynnyardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Wynnyardian economy, worth 933 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,104 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Army rations are served on silver platters, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and Wynnyard has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Wynnyard's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wynnyard is ranked 123,930^th in the world and 3^rd in El Salvador for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.86 kickbacks per hour.