The World Wide Web of WWW is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.967 billion WWWians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient WWWian economy, worth a remarkable 2,337 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,762 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and there's nothing more WWWian than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WWW's national animal is the Troyan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

WWW is ranked 134,132^nd in the world and 1^st in Norden for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,093.89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.