The Nation of Domination of WWE Town is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vinny mac with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.686 billion Non-Workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King of The Ring. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient WWE Townian economy, worth a remarkable 6,543 trillion Nxtbits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 332,379 Nxtbits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,146,195 per year while the poor average 70,554, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Non-Workers, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. WWE Town's national animal is the SportsEntertainment, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Big Guys.

WWE Town is ranked 291,089^th in the world and 238^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.13 pounds of wildlife per square mile.