The Republic of Wuun is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Fernandez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.274 billion Wuuns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strumbuo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The strong Wuunian economy, worth 368 trillion doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,890 doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Wuunian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Wuun's national animal is the Giant Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Piracy.

Wuun is ranked 102,400^th in the world and 4^th in Blackstar for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,890.36 Standard Monetary Units.