The Kingdom of Wu Hu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 觉 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.597 billion Wu Huans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 地灵殿. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wu Huan economy, worth 616 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 171,318 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wu Hu's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wu Hu is ranked 52,027^th in the world and 27^th in The Pacifica for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,059.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.