The Incredulity of Wotthuff is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 24.884 billion Thuffs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wotthuffian economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion wots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,136 wots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wotthuff's national animal is the sting ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Wotthuff is ranked 51,555^th in the world and 5^th in Key Results Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,907.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.