The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.727 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,365 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,869 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Theoretical science is only theoretical, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", eminent domain has been abolished, and tourists call worker beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 8,175^th in the world and 1^st in NSLeft for Rudest Citizens, with 127.85 insults per minute.