The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.375 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,664 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,314 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military's newest toy broadcasts Workers Work Camp's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, and citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 211,202^nd in the world and 6^th in NSLeft for Most Primitive, scoring -89.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.