The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.547 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,369 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,318 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, major cities run on potato batteries, and the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 32,741^st in the world and 2^nd in NSLeft for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,544.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.