Population | 5.532 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Zombie |
The Republic of Worcester MA is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.532 billion Worcester MAians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.
The powerhouse Worcester MAian economy, worth 387 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,125 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Calling dibs is an unalienable right, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Emperor Wuff is a silly poophead, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worcester MA's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Yodlism.
Worcester MA is ranked 53,650th in the world and 13th in Massachusetts for Most Stationary, with 822.22630016372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Worcester MA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Emperor Wuff is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, Emperor Wuff's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Worcester MA lodged a message on the Massachusetts Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Worcester MA, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Massachusetts.