The Armed Republic of Wooster High School is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 69 million Wooster High School Student Or Staff Members have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The powerhouse In The Wooster High School economy, worth 5.95 trillion Pink Passes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 86,211 Pink Passes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wooster High School's national animal is the General, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wooster High School is ranked 67,657^th in the world and 6^th in The Wooster High School for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,796.51 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.