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The Big Bull has spoken! Bull Schmidt
Woonsocket was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 281
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 121st
The Big Bull of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Apprentice
Chief Executive Emeritus
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Woonsocket

Population39.53 billion

CapitalWooncow City
LeaderBull Schmidt
FaithBovinity

CurrencyMoolah
AnimalBull

The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.53 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 17,835 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 451,195 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Bull Schmidt is a silly poophead, the digital money revolution has cashed out, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 177th in the world and 3rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 19,683.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 121stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130thHighest Economic Output: 140thHighest Disposable Incomes: 166thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 177thLargest Publishing Industry: 209thLargest Mining Sector: 233rdMost Influential: 246thLargest Insurance Industry: 260thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 330thSmartest Citizens: 512thHighest Average Incomes: 589thLargest Populations: 793rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,092ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,146thRudest Citizens: 1,200thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,050thMost Developed: 2,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,396thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,762ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,121stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,167thHealthiest Citizens: 3,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,619thNudest: 5,677thHighest Food Quality: 5,776thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,954thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,009thLargest Governments: 8,331stMost Armed: 11,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,745thMost Cultured: 11,812thMost Stationary: 11,848thSafest: 11,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,947thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,949thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,738thLowest Crime Rates: 19,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,069thMost Secular: 21,373rdMost Avoided: 22,285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,646th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionMost Avoided: 94th in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionMost Armed: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 123rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the digital money revolution has cashed out.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Bull Schmidt is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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