The Blumierite Colony of Woomeinitpe is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.916 billion Woomeinitpeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Woomeinitpean economy, worth 72.1 trillion Rubees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,400 Rubees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Both books and roasts are being cooked this holiday season, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Woomeinitpe's national animal is the Spider, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Blumierite Violetism.

Woomeinitpe is ranked 273,730^th in the world and 21^st in Wysteria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 430.72 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.