The Kingdom of Womble 3810 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.904 billion Womble 3810ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Womble 3810ian economy, worth 447 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,252 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,881 per year while the poor average 3,150, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3810's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3810 is ranked 220,886^th in the world and 16,238^th in Chicken overlords for Most Beautiful Environments, with 437.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.