The Kingdom of Wombelland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Robert Siebel with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.374 billion Wombelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wombeldon. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wombelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,573 trillion Wombel Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,379 Wombel Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wombelland's national animal is the Oriole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious liberty.

Wombelland is ranked 26,423^rd in the world and 273^rd in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,124.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.