The L'UwU of Wolfism UwU is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.707 billion Wolfism UwUians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.0%.

The all-consuming Wolfism UwUian economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,035 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, and WU-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfism UwU's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wolfism UwU is ranked 62,974^th in the world and 1^st in Varuna for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,867.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.