The Delicate Beauty of Wobblie Shanks Pony is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 27.215 billion Wobblie Shanks Ponyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Wobblie Shanks Ponyian economy, worth 139 trillion Flamings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,142 Flamings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wobblie Shanks Pony recently decided against having a capital city, the government is avowedly atheist, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wobblie Shanks Pony's national animal is the Stalinist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wobblie Shanks Pony is ranked 82,333^rd in the world and 2^nd in Tel Aviv for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.2 law-abiding acts per hour.