The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Harry Hill with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.323 billion Wiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,252 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 321,761 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and biology and religious education classes have recently been merged. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 433^rd in the world and 1^st in Omck for Nicest Citizens, with 119.88 average smiles per day.