The Theocracy of Windstream is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.371 billion Windstreamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The Windstreamian economy, worth 205 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,124 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Windstream's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Windstream is ranked 149,342^nd in the world and 3^rd in Alexander Island for Largest Populations, with 4.37 billion capita.