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Windows ME
Highest Crime Rates: 2,399thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,786thMost Avoided: 4,879th
The Anarchy of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Windows Millennium

Population2.335 billion

CapitalRedmond
LeaderBill Gates
FaithMicrosoft

CurrencyWindows Coins
AnimalBlue Screen

The Anarchy of Windows Millennium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Gates with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.335 billion Windows Millennials are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The all-consuming Windows Millennial economy, worth 187 trillion Windows Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,318 Windows Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,424 per year while the poor average 15,684, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Minor code style errors dull the house edge, Bill Gates's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and governments opposing Windows Millennium are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Windows Millennium's national animal is the Blue Screen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Microsoft.

Windows Millennium is ranked 272,540th in the world and 22nd in Retrocomputers for Most Developed, scoring 50.54 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,399thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,786thMost Avoided: 4,879thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,330thFattest Citizens: 6,544thRudest Citizens: 7,366thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,304thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,586thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,446thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,304thLargest Retail Industry: 19,611thMost Armed: 26,144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,383rd
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the region

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