The Free Land of William Strong is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.722 billion William Strongians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong William Strongian economy, worth 939 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 59,744 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,505 per year while the poor average 15,158, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. William Strong's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

William Strong is ranked 166,237^th in the world and 395^th in Memeland United for Most Primitive, scoring -62.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.