The Confederation of Willdavie is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Président with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 6.742 billion Davisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Du-Café-Pis-Du-Speed-sur-Mer. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Willdaviean economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 168,020 Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Davisians look out for gay men, "The Pride of the Willdaviean Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in Willdavie they're lyin'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willdavie's national animal is the Caribou, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Willdavie is ranked 4,893^rd in the world and 16^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.62 Effective Tax Rate.