The Republic of Will You Ever Know is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 863 million Will You Ever Knowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The Will You Ever Knowian economy, worth 27.9 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 32,356 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Will You Ever Know's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Will You Ever Know is ranked 102,974^th in the world and 2^nd in Its Time For The for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,761.3 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.