The You say you never wanted of Wildthyme on Top is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.305 billion Wildthyme on Topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The all-consuming Wildthyme on Topian economy, worth 566 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,735 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, an exhibition on kiwi memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and windows in Wildthyme on Top City don't have much of a view. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top's national animal is the kiwi.

Wildthyme on Top is ranked 274,668^th in the world and 297^th in Viridian Sound for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.