The Defensive Instincts of Wild Wolves is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.774 billion Wild Wolvesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolftown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wild Wolvesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,008 trillion Troals a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 116,708 Troals, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild Wolves's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Wild Wolves is ranked 310,735^th in the world and 100^th in Vlaanderen for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 17.69 on the Kitten Softness Rating.