The Infinite Supply of Whey Protien is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Whey Protien with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.761 billion Whey Protienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vitamin Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The powerhouse Whey Protienian economy, worth 947 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 97,021 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,172 per year while the poor average 22,203, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and sex changes are routinely performed at Whey Protien's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whey Protien's national animal is the rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whey Protien.

Whey Protien is ranked 81,200^th in the world and 1^st in Whey Protien for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.