Population | 8.618 billion |
Capital | Ailarvale |
Leader | advent |
Currency | Stardust |
Animal | Pengu🐧 |
The Girl and her Cat of Westinor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by advent with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.618 billion Westinorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ailarvale. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Westinorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,379 trillion Stardusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 276,105 Stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, hospitals in Westinor are too busy serving the needs of Artificial Solar System to see Westinorians, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westinor's national animal is the Pengu🐧, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Westinor is ranked 482nd in the world and 1st in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 198.47 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, hospitals in Westinor are too busy serving the needs of Artificial Solar System to see Westinorians.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Westinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Westinor's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, board shorts have replaced board rooms.