Population | 8.887 billion |
Capital | Ailarvale |
Leader | advent |
Currency | Stardust |
Animal | Pengu🐧 |
The Girl and her Cat of Westinor is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by advent with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.887 billion Westinorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ailarvale. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Westinorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion Stardusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 284,282 Stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westinor's national animal is the Pengu🐧, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Westinor is ranked 3,004th in the world and 1st in Bloopsjooj for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,844.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : Westinor's influence in Bloopsjooj rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Stardust mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.