The Colony of Western Interior Seaway Isles is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.958 billion Western Interior Seaway Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Western Interior Seaway Islesian economy, worth 136 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,913 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Western Interior Seaway Isles's national animal is the plesiosaur.

Western Interior Seaway Isles is ranked 76,247^th in the world and 8^th in Seas for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.