The Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory gun ownership, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 25.671 billion Muslims are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinat al-Muslimeen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Muslim economy, worth a remarkable 7,997 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,520 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 291,064^th in the world and 26^th in United Empire of Islam for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -55.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.