The Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 30.717 billion Muslims are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinat al-Muslimeen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Muslim economy, worth a remarkable 9,772 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 318,142 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and produce markets have tanked in pursuit of the perfect potato. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 307,944^th in the world and 10^th in United Empire of Islam for Most Cultured, scoring 23 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.