The Holy Gold Cairn of West Minorin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Bat with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 2.871 billion Minorins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minorin. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minorin economy, worth 345 trillion Chirops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 120,222 Chirops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Minorin restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, the government is avowedly secular, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Grand Bat to meetings with foreign heads of state, and even secular Minorins are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Minorin's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Minoritudinal.

West Minorin is ranked 2,969^th in the world and 1^st in The Dumpster Dog Coalition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,487.13 on the Clooney Contribution Index.