The Holy Empire of West Free Farklorpia is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 223 million Folks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The strong The Folks economy, worth 14.8 trillion gyaats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,483 gyaats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. West Free Farklorpia's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

West Free Farklorpia is ranked 133,638^th in the world and 2^nd in New Anarchy Lands HAHAHA for Most Developed, scoring 57.06 on the Human Development Index.