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Länteen Naapurin Luona | Lääne Poolt Neignbor Jarmo Harmaajärvi
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,627th
The Dissolved Region of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Eminence Grise
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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West District

Population6.979 billion

CapitalKullanhohtoinenkaupunki
LeaderJarmo Harmaajärvi
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyTroccoin
AnimalDeer

The Dissolved Region of West District is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Jarmo Harmaajärvi with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.979 billion Trocs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kullanhohtoinenkaupunki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocians economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Troccoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,135 Troccoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West District's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

West District is ranked 9,440th in the world and 1st in Trocian District for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 42,791.34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,644thMost Devout: 11,094thMost Patriotic: 12,031stTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,080thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,390thLowest Crime Rates: 19,619thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,497thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,634thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,057thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,080thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,464thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,981stHealthiest Citizens: 26,247thHighest Average Incomes: 27,266thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,878thMost Efficient Economies: 29,798thLargest Governments: 30,543rdHighest Food Quality: 30,918thSmartest Citizens: 32,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,756th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West District was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : West District was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : West District was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in West District, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in West District, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.
  • : Following new legislation in West District, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in West District, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
  • : Following new legislation in West District, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in West District, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
  • : Following new legislation in West District, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.

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