The Free Republic State of West Canadain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nate Lihg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.073 billion West Canadainians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlacgloria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The frighteningly efficient West Canadainian economy, worth 148 trillion Checks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,641 Checks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,109,467 per year while the poor average 4,046, a ratio of 274 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Vlacgloria, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. West Canadain's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lihgism.

West Canadain is ranked 67,752^nd in the world and 1^st in Naughty Alcoholics Treaty Organisation for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 141.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.