The Rising Sun of Weeto is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by First Man Mihai D'Liver with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 828 million Weetonites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Ogrigrad. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weetoan economy, worth 111 trillion Draculons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,237 Draculons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Saint Ogrigrad, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Weeto Blood Tithe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeto's national animal is the Twin-headed Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Weeto is ranked 39,989^th in the world and 40^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.