The Republic of Weepinduo is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning wolf population. The cynical, devout population of 11.031 billion Weepinduoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Weepinduoan economy, worth 292 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,495 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weepinduo's national animal is the wolf.

Weepinduo is ranked 227,846^th in the world and 1,640^th in The catholic military orders for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,849.87 Standard Monetary Units.