Population | 12 billion |
Capital | The |
Leader | random |
Faith | acts |
Currency | of |
Animal | kindness |
The Kindness Republic of Week Nashun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by random with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12 billion Ancients are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Education not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The all-consuming Ancient economy, worth a remarkable 5,042 trillion ofs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 420,206 ofs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,231,095 per year while the poor average 41,811, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.
Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, colonial subjects have Ancient culture shoved down their throats, and wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Week Nashun's national animal is the kindness, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is acts.
Week Nashun is ranked 52,248th in the world and 8th in Random Acts of Kindness for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, colonial subjects have Ancient culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Week Nashun offered the words "peace be upon you".
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on random's desk.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Week Nashun, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.