The Community of Webster Parish is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kris Hand Theory population. The hard-working population of 275 million Webster Parishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The Webster Parishian economy, worth 13.1 trillion pennies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,604 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Webster Parish's national animal is the Kris Hand Theory.

Webster Parish is ranked 279,000^th in the world and 4,746^th in eta for Largest Black Market, with 72.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.