The Schmilco of We Arent The World is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.821 billion We Arent The Worldians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient We Arent The Worldian economy, worth 954 trillion wilcoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,870 wilcoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Arent The World's national animal is the schmilco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

We Arent The World is ranked 61,499^th in the world and 296^th in Stereo Hearts for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,574.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.