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The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.4%.

The strong We Are Not The CSSian economy, worth 661 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,878 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

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We Are Not The CSS is ranked 72,788^th in the world and 26^th in Devide by Zero for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.9 kickbacks per hour.